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Ralph Wrote:Oddysey , I wish HPguru were back because the two of you would go at each other like a Tyson-Holyfield match , only better . I'm not sure who would bite the ear off ! Only in jest , friend .

Reminds me of a joke...

Not long ago, a few years, I'm guessing, Tyson was hard-pressed for any opponents to allow him into the ring... Boxing politics, as I recall...

Anyway, it eventually came down to Tyson offering up $1 million green-backs (dollars, not ducks) for the chance to step into the ring with someone...

Being versed in both Karate and Tae Kwon Do, I was ranting and raving to my friends that I'd be more than happy to step into the ring with him for $1 million...

And my friends were like, "yeah, we can see it now, you jumping up and down the ring, running around in a circle, avoiding jabs, but getting very few of your own in..."

And my response was, "you're right I'm going to be running around the ring, no way am I going to let his fist make contact with me, that's for sure..."

And then added, "but this is going to make me famous... all that running around and such, I'll be known all around the world as the 'Tyson Chicken'..."

Hey, I may be the "Tyson Chicken" - but I would have been a millionaire also...


But anyway - what was the question again?